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POLL: Is my poetry good? I’m thinking about publishing it…?
So my professor told me that I have potential and that I should get my work out there, which I am really excited about. Here is a poem I wrote about materialism and superficiality… Tell me what you think!
“Face Fake”
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Slimmer necklines!
If you’re up late,
and in the market for the
fountain of youth,
infomercials about anti-aging
‘miracles’
can be downright
hypnotizing.
While the words ‘paid spokesperson’ should
snap you out of the spell,
those before
and after
photos are pretty convincing.
They’re cheaper than Botox, yes,
but do as-seen-on-TV products work as well?
Here’s a look
at some of
small-screen
anti-aging stars
and their off-screen
reputations.
You so didn’t write that… http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/as-seen-on-tv-can-these-wacky-anti-aging-products-possibly-work-2429860
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