http://www.onlinetvproduct.com/as-seen-on-tv-cooking-items/
who here is a bachelor?
1 you can clean engine parts in the bathtub without someone yelling at you
2 you amuse yourself by lobbing beer cans so that they bounce off the wall before hitting the trash can
3 it takes you 10 minutes every 6 months to buy new clothes (lets see im out of jeans white t shirts black t shirts and socks)
4 you dont feel compelled to wear underwear unless you have a date that night
5 your car gets waxed more often than the toilet gets cleaned
6 you turn your socks and underwear inside out so you can wear them twice as long
7 you have the pizza place on speed dial
8 instead of cleaning for guests you just keep the lights low
9.paper towels double as dishes
10 beer is the freshest item in the fridge
11 beer is the only item in the fridge
12 you never listen to your messages when a female is around
13 your entire house is trased except for your tv and stereo which are lovingly polished every day
14. if anything needs to be cooked longer than 5 minutes it is a waste of time
I am a well educated (two college degrees) bachelor/businessman that makes pretty good money if I do say so myself. I think his list is pretty funny and quite a few of those things are accurate. Hey folks, don’t judge someone based on how they live. It doesn’t mean they are not educated and that they are poor, it just means that that’s how they choose to live their lives.
Chef Donald McMillan on ABC News Southern Cooking